blissless:

i’m checking out all new followers, and following back tons!

sorry:

A balanced diet means a slice of pizza in each hand


zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

somethinghorrible:

tHERES A SKELETON INSIDE MY BODY RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD


crash-mcbarason:

tea-doodles:

crash-mcbarason:

tabularojo:

crash-mcbarason:

whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”

It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerate

U N L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
NO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COST
DO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITED
L I M I T E D N I P P L E S

unretrieved:

and then satan said “here, have feelings”



skeeterdayz:

when yo friend is considering watchin yo favorite show

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zachsgay:

l
is that a lowercase L or an uppercase i youll never know